Being a constant user of whatsapp i saw a lot of status which shows what actually my friends doing and whats going on in their mind, but sometime these status become very meaning full in the sort of being funny. They actually want people to laugh when someone see what they wrote on their whatsapp status i.e profile tagline. The best one i remember is this.
So whats your status right now on whatsapp. here i am compiling a list of status you can use to show your sense of humor because girls love the boys with a good sense of humor and can make them laugh when they want. so here you go.
Funny Status List:
Typing…. (whoever reads your status will think you are typing)
is right here.
(and use the following picture as DP)
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
How to write my status?
Available for girls only.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
On the other hand…you have different fingers.
Friction is a drag.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.