Top funny whatsapp status

Being a constant user of whatsapp i saw a lot of status which shows what actually my friends doing and whats going on in their mind, but sometime these status become very meaning full in the sort of being funny. They actually want people to laugh when someone see what they wrote on their whatsapp status i.e profile tagline. The best one i remember is this.

So whats your status right now on whatsapp. here i am compiling a list of status you can use to show your sense of humor because girls love the boys with a good sense of humor and can make them laugh when they want. so here you go.

 

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Funny Status List:

Bazzinga!!

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

Error: status unavailable

Cant walk… vehicles only..

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

Typing…. (whoever reads your status will think you are typing)

Scratch Here to see my status.

Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.

don’t lie,I speak fiction

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

I’ll finish what I star..

“I’m a graduate !! Nw thermometer is not d only thing dat hs degrees widout brains”

Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!

is right here.

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH hai.

Exams in the university are closer than they appear.

Objects in (the) mirror are closer than they appear‘ safety warning engraved on passenger side mirrors of vehicles.

I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

Hi There ! I am using Facebook!

Status loading……

Why you wanna see my status ? *punch*

In the toilet…..till this day

Gym? No thanks, I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Can’t WhatsApp, SMS only!

My whatsapp is not working, SMS me instead.

Available when get WiFi Network !!

I’m on a sea-food diet I see food, I eat it!

 

Status chod, DP dekh! (and use the following picture as DP)

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Jo kuch nahi karte, wo kamaal karte hain!!

Mera jeevan Quora Kaagaz Quora hi reh gaya 🙂

Read books instead of reading my status!

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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

How to write my status?

Available for girls only.

FB if urgent 😛

Available
And they don’t specify for what

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hey there,I am not using Telegram : my current status

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

On the other hand…you have different fingers.

Friction is a drag.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.

Ravi

Ravi is a tech geek, seo expert and digital marketer. He runs several sites on different niches, Love Status is one of them.