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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.
You’re a dude and you’re mad at me for not telling you it was my birthday? Why are we friends again?
Legally changing my name to Hugh Jass
I’m in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!
I like most people as long as they’re not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
i can only please one person a day, and apparently today is not your day… but who’s f*ing day is it?!
I DON’T MEAN TO COMPLAIN BUT MY WEEK HAS BEEN F*CKING AWFUL AND I JUST REALLY NEED TO VENT.
JUST GOT MY NEW BMW I8. WHO KNEW CLUB PROMOTING WOULD GET ME ALL THE WAY HERE. NOT BRAGGING OR ANYTHING; JUST SAYING IF YOU WORK HARD, YOU COULD HAVE ALL THIS TOO. *BMW SELFIE
I’M SOOO OVER GETTING DRUNK. I JUST FEEL LIKE I’M GETTING TOO OLD TO GET HAMMERED EVERY NIGHT. I’VE GOT SH*T TO DO, YA’LL.
I CAN’T BELIEVE HIM! *SAD COMPUTER-DISTORTED EMOJI* THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! SO DONE.
SO SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE JUST HAPPENED. NOT SURE WHAT TO DO…
NOT GONNA CALL ANYONE OUT BY NAME BUT SOMEONE HAD BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS IF THEY WANNA TALK CRAP
go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I’m a few steps ahead of u, think u can fool me?a sample of your own medicine is on it’s way
If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself
I’m sorry…I didn’t get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!!
Today is just UUUURRRRGGGGHHH
Ummm has anyone seen my last nerve? Oh wait you are stepping on it!
getting to the top by back stabbing and throwing ppl under the bus, it’s likely I’ll be pushing u in front of a moving bus; how bout that?
It’s not called being a bitch or misunderstanding.It’s called being realistic. I don’t have time for petty bull shit. I can be gone just as quick as u came back
Why have enemies when you can have friends who will just as easily stab you in the back and lie to your face !!
is sick of being second on everyone’s list, unless they want something. For once I just wish I was first on someone’s list…
Often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures, remember when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles 2 frown but only 4 to xtend ur arm and slap th twat!
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Thanks alot u said u wouldn’t leave me for them cause they just ur boyfriend and im like a sister buh u have!! thanks a F..bad..ing million
It’s a good thing I actually care and ask , if you’re going to be like that then I won’t ask anymore
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