If you are starving for food and feeling hunger and want to put that on your facebook status as a food status updates then here’s craziest yet funny ideas for such foody status.
We categorized them as short and long status.
Short Food Status:
1 ) Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
2 ) I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
3 ) Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
4 ) The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
5 ) I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.
6 ) I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
7 ) Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
8 ) “Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah””Ok then i`m coming.”
9 ) If there is no chocolate in heaven…I AM NOT GOING !
10 ) True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.
11 ) I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.
12 ) If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos.
13 ) My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
Long Food Statuses.
1 ) Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
2 ) If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
3 ) We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
4 ) If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
5 ) Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
6 ) Nothing says “I’ve already given up on this day” quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
7 ) Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.
8 ) I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
9 ) Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there`s food in the fridge.” “That`s not what I asked..
10 ) Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
11 ) Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
12 ) The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
13 ) If you say you can’t cook what your really saying is that you can’t read and follow directions.
14 ) I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
15 ) Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..