Awesome Facebook Status

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Awesome Status For Facebook:

If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet.


 

Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.


 

I think eating is my kind of sport.


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Remember when we all died in 2012?


 

The older I get, the more understandable Britney’s meltdown seems to me.

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Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.


 

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you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! 🙂


 

That Amazing Moment..

When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..

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The HeadphOnes Save Its Life…


When a guy texts a girl “hey stranger”, what he really means is “I’ve recently thought about trying to get in your pants again.”

I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”

Facebook needs a button that’s the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

Why do I still think that anyone born after 2000 is 4 years old?

If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts…it would be very creepy.

I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people.

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.

Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you’ve had enough to eat…

Date your grandma

If I send a birthday text, don’t expect a birthday Facebook post, too, you greedy birthday brat.

I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.

I bought a rug from IKEA that ended up being just a needle and 50 lbs. of thread.

Ravi

Ravi is a tech geek, seo expert and digital marketer. He runs several sites on different niches, Love Status is one of them.